i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
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I want to wake up in New York City or San Francisco, in a loft with glass windows all around, a view of the skyline,
and cold hardwood floors, in a bed with white sheets and fluffy pillows, in my favorite lingerie, greeted by a little puppy, awoken by the smell of coffee and kissed by the love of my life.
(via keilaniando)
GOOD GOD YES
rainbowbreadd replied to your photo: running around my room in lingerie. yep.
ARE WE RELATED? I DO DAT TOO.
HAHAHA, I feel so fancy.
i feel you, gurl. i feel you.
i want to feel sexy again. i haven’t felt that way in a long time :(
i’m gonna start by doing things that are sexy.
you know what’s REALLY sexy?
naps.
later y'all ;)
Clue is my favorite movie
- Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
- White: Mine or other women's?
- Mustard: Yours
- White: Five.
- Mustard: Five?
- White: Yes just five. Husbands should be like Kleenex; soft, strong, and disposable.
- Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
- White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable!
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
yes
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
17
*whispers* how long have you been 17
Since 1902
cosmo tip #192
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
night night.
getting some sleepy time and sexy time in because i didn’t do it last night. teehee :3
"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
